Red Alert, Red Alert, shields up, let's get it on,
XC Crew is in effect on GSA through the break of dawn.
So pick you race, pick your ship, yeah, you ugly Mirak mutt,
Yes, I'm Alien the Gorn and I'm here to spank your butt.
You've had enough of my plasma and your running for the line,
I'm sending over boarding parties, knocking systems offline.
Hurry up and just die 'cause I've hit you with yet another mine,
I leave you a burning wreck after smacking your behind.

CHORUS:
(ffa now)
You look to me like a helpless little mammal
So let me hear you beg for mercy on the subspace channel
(tvb now)
You look to me like a helpless little mammal
So let me hear your dying screams on the subspace channel
(let's go again now)

Alien, a 7 foot tall lizard with crazy eyes and an attitude,
I like it close, I like it rough, but my taunts are never rude.
Team tactics? Don't be spastic, my wingmen are coverin' for me,
While my plasma ballet dance hits you with a rush like ecstasy.
So launch a weasel and die, suicide, high-five, yet another one goes down,
Please go change your underwear now, 'cause they're all stinky and brown.
So take a break from your dull life and stop your surfin' for porn,
And log onto GSA any given day and play a few rounds with an XC Gorn.

(Chorus)
(repeat)

LAST CHORUS:
(gg now)
You look to me like a helpless little mammal
So let me hear your cries of pain on the subspace channel
(gangbang now)
Oops, my Gorn just became a dead reptile
So I'm gonna log off now and spank Ferret a while...
[spank spank spank spank]