by Hawkeye

Hawkeye: I never wanted to do this in the first place!
I... I wanted to be... A XenoCorpian!

(naked K'tweety playing piano)
Leaping from ship to ship! As they warp into the systems held by the ISC!
With my fleetmates by my side!
The Kvl!
The Mirak DW!
The Giant Fed BB!
The Hydran Carrier!
The Cute little Kiwi class!
We'd sting! Sting! Sting!

Hawkeye: [singing chorus]
Oh, I'm in XenoCorp, and I'm okay,
I GSA all night and I work all day.

XenoCorp Crew: [singing chorus]
He's in XenoCorp, and he's okay,
He GSA's all night and he works all day.

Hawkeye: I overload ferrets, I void my weasel,
I go to the lavatree.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
For my brand new F-BB.

XenoCorp Crew: He overloads ferrets, voids his weasels,
He goes to the lavatree.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
For his Brand New Fed BB.

[XenoCorp Crew singing chorus]

Hawkeye: I overload ferrets, I mizia and alpha,
I like to tractor and drop the hammer.
I put on Mirak Fur-clothes,
And hang around BlackOps Station.

XenoCorp Crew: He overloads ferrets, he mizias and alphas,
He likes to tractor and drop the hammer.
He puts on Mirak Fur-clothes
And hangs around.... BlackOps Station???????

[XenoCorp Crew singing chorus]

Hawkeye: I unload plasma, I have pointy rommie ears,
Suspenders and a R-Xcb.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear Admiral Frey.

XenoCorp Crew: He unloads plasma, he has pointy ears
Suspenders and a .... a R-Xcb????
(XenoCorpians break off song, and begin insulting Hawkeye... mumbles of "It's the cheesiest" fly.)

AlienLXIX: (crying) and I thought you were so rugged!