Frey: O Knights of Foo, we have posted your spam. May we go now?
Head Knight: It is good spam. I like the bit about Wesley particularly. But there is one small problem.

Frey: What is that?
Head Knight: We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say 'Foo'.
Knights of Foo: Foo! Shh!
Head Knight: Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoo-moo-groo-ktuj-poo-dirt'.
Random: Foo!
Head Knight: Therefore, we must give you a test.
Frey: What is this test, O Knights of-- Knights Who 'Til Recently Said 'Foo'?
Head Knight: Firstly, you must find... more spam!
[dramatic chord]
Frey: Not more spam!
Random: Foo!
Head Knight: Then, when you have found the spam, you must post it here beside this spam, only slightly more off-topic so you get the two-level effect that really pisses Jinxx off.
Knights of Foo: Piss off Jinxx! Piss off Jinxx! Piss off Jinxx! Foo! Shh! Foo! Foo! Shh! Foo! Shh!...
Head Knight: Then, when you have posted the spam, you must cut up the mightiest rock in the asteroid field... with... a photon!
[dramatic chord]
Frey: We shall do no such thing!
Head Knight: Oh, please!
Frey: Cut up a rock with a photon? It can't be done.
Knights of Foo: Aaaaugh! Aaaugh!
Head Knight: Augh! Ohh! Don't say that word.
Frey: What word?
Head Knight: I cannot tell, suffice to say is one of the words the Knights of Foo cannot hear.
Frey: How can we not say the word if you don't tell us what it is?
Knights of Foo: Aaaaugh!
Head Knight: You said it again!
Frey: What, 'is'?
Knights of Foo: Agh! No, not 'is'.
Head Knight: No, not 'is'. You wouldn't get vary far in life not saying 'is'.
Knights of Foo: No, not 'is'. Not 'is'.
Hawkeye: Admiral, it's Captain Harry!
XxMoogxX: [singing] Packing it in and packing it up,
And sneaking away and buggering up,
And chickening out and pissing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.
Frey: Harry!
Harry: Admiral! It's good to see you.
Head Knight: Now he's said the word!
Frey: Surely you've not given up your quest for the Holy Grail of Balance?
XxMoogxX: [singing] He is sneaking away and buggering up--
Harry: Shut up! No, no. No. Far from it.
Head Knight: He said the word again!
Knights of Foo: Aaaaugh!
Harry: I was looking for it.
Knights of Foo: Aaaaugh!
Harry: Uh, here-- here in this asteroid field.
Frey: No, it is far from this place.
Knights of Foo: Aaaaugh!
Head Knight: Aaaaugh! Stop saying the word! The word...
Frey: Oh, stop it!
Knights of Foo: ...we cannot hear!
Head Knight: Ow! He said it again!
Frey: Newbie!
Head Knight: Wait! I said it! I said it!
[warping sounds]
Ooh! I said it again! And there again! That's three 'it's! Ohh!
Knights of Foo: Aaaaugh!