(A Parody of "The Twelve Days of Christmas" and sung, more or less, to that same tune)
An XC Song by: Kieran Forester_XC
On my first day on Gamespy, K'tujhegh shot at me,
A scatterpack to kill my DD.
On my second day on Gamespy, K'tujhegh shot at me,
Two phaser-1's,
And a scatterpack to kill my DD.
On my third day on Gamespy, K'tujhegh shot at me,
Three dizzies,
Two phaser-1's,
And a scatterpack to kill my DD.
On my fourth day on Gamespy, K'tujhegh shot at me,
Four Type IV drones,
Three dizzies,
Two phaser-1's,
And a scatterpack to kill my DD.
On my fifth day on Gamespy, K'tujhegh shot at me,
Five fusion beams!
Four Type IV drones,
Three dizzies,
Two phaser-1's,
And a scatterpack to kill my DD.
On my sixth day on Gamespy, K'tujhegh shot at me,
Six PPD's,
Five fusion beams!
Four Type IV drones,
Three dizzies,
Two phaser-1's,
And a scatterpack to kill my DD.
On my seventh day on Gamespy, K'tujhegh shot at me,
Seven proxie photons,
Six PPD's,
Five fusion beams!
Four Type IV drones,
Three dizzies,
Two phaser-1's,
And a scatterpack to kill my DD.
On my eighth day on Gamespy, K'tujhegh shot at me,
Eight plasma torpedoes,
Seven proxie photons,
Six PPD's,
Five fusion beams!
Four Type IV drones,
Three dizzies,
Two phaser-1's,
And a scatterpack to kill my DD.
On my ninth day on Gamespy, K'tujhegh shot at me,
Nine ESG Lances,
Eight plasma torpedoes,
Seven proxie photons,
Six PPD's,
Five fusion beams!
Four Type IV drones,
Three dizzies,
Two phaser-1's,
And a scatterpack to kill my DD.
On my tenth day on Gamespy, K'tujhegh shot at me,
Ten transporter mines,
Nine ESG Lances,
Eight plasma torpedoes,
Seven proxie photons,
Six PPD's,
Five fusion beams!
Four Type IV drones,
Three dizzies,
Two phaser-1's,
And a scatterpack to kill my DD.
On my eleventh day on Gamespy, K'tujhegh shot at me,
Eleven OL'ed hellbores,
Ten transporter mines,
Nine ESG Lances,
Eight plasma torpedoes,
Seven proxie photons,
Six PPD's,
Five fusion beams!
Four Type IV drones,
Three dizzies,
Two phaser-1's,
And a scatterpack to kill my DD.
On my twelfth day on Gamespy, K'tujhegh shot at me,
Twelve heavy photons
Eleven OL'ed hellbores,
Ten transporter mines,
Nine ESG Lances,
Eight plasma torpedoes,
Seven proxie photons,
Six PPD's,
Five fusion beams!
Four Type IV drones,
Three dizzies,
Two phaser-1's,
And a scatterpack to kill my DD.
