Erik Bethke made a forum post about SFC one day
"May I eat dirt if I am wrong," is what he had to say
Well, Thursday came and went and now its time to pay
So eat it, just eat it

Don't want to argue, we don't want to debate
Don't want to hear the reasons why the patch is late
Erik made the promise and he set the release date
So eat it

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Add some water and heat it
Nuke for 30 seconds, heck, nuke it all night
That microwave of Taldren's is a screaming fright
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ewww

The lack of D2 was a cryin' shame
We've been waiting 30 years for this kind of game
Now, don't say a word that Interplay is to blame
So eat it, just eat it

Now eat some Cali dirt and put your life at stake
And don't forget to post as many pics as you can take
Then you'll get accused that it was all just a fake
Just eat it

We don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and chug it

Sure it tastes chalky, sure it tastes bland
It's mostly made of toxic west coast sand
So eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make Dave reheat it

Dig up some dirt and put it in a cup
It doesn't matter if you throw it up
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
AcePylut still thinks you cheated

Have it for lunch or as a light snack
If you don't eat it you're gonna catch flak
So eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
We noticed your hairline has receded (oh lord)

Have some more dirt with butter and toast
We know we'll never see another release date post
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't make the forum repeat it (oh no)

Sure it tastes chalky, sure it tastes bland
It's mostly made of toxic west coast sand
So eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it...