Ferret is a friend
Yeah I know, he's a squadron mate of mine
But lately somethin's changed, it ain't hard to define
Ferret's got himself a Gorn and she spanks my behind

And she's charging up a suicide
And she's envelopin' her torps, I just know it
And she's logged on GSA, late late at night

Y'know, I wish that I had Ferret's Gorn
I wish that I had Ferret's Gorn
Where can I find a lizard like that?

I'll join along in an FFA
There always seems to be an XC to play
Y'know I feel so dumb when my shields start going down
Her plasma ballet hits me hard and she's coming back around

'Cause she's charging up a suicide
And she's envelopin' her torps, I just know it
And she's logged on GSA, late late at night

Y'know I wish that I had Ferret's Gorn
I wish that I had Ferret's Gorn
Where can I find a lizard like that?
Like Ferret's Gorn
I wish that I had Ferret's Gorn
Where can I find a lizard
Where can I find a lizard like that?

And I'm dancin' with my hellbores all the time
Wond'rin' why she's shooting at me
Yeah, I think she holds a grudge for that last mine
Ain't that the way the game's supposed to be?

Tell me, where can I find a lizard like that?

Y'know I wish that I had Ferret's Gorn
I wish that I had Ferret's Gorn
Where can I find a lizard like that?
Like Ferret's Gorn
I wish that I had Ferret's Gorn