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GSA Session Five
(To the tune of Mambo #5 by Lou Bega)
An XC song by: Hstaphath

Ladies and Gentlemen
This is GSA Session Five

1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Everybody's logged on so let's go inside,
To the XC room where I'm a homey.
Stoney's begging for a 169L,
He must think we're all dopey!
Or a 54E like we did last week,
Of what happened then, our Gorn won't speak.
We got S'Tasik, Krusaderr, theSea, and Negatizer
And as we join in,
The ping-rate's climbin' higher.
So what can we do,
If K'tuj drops by?
Everybody better shoot him now,
Or we're all gonna die!
Let me jump in and kill me a Mirak...

Chorus:
A battle with Maly, not a chance
A battle with Alien, plasma dance
A battle with Hobbes, hellbores true
A battle with Ferret, fusions too
A battle with 5, likes the ISC's
A battle with Harry, no panties
A battle with Blade, things go "blam"
A battle with foo makes him post SPAM

GSA Session Five

Charge up and down,
And run all around.
Drop your weasel to the sound,
Of plasmas torps inbound.
Toss a mine to the left,
And one to the right.
Pray no one is in front,
And get prep'd for a fight.
Power up your tractor,
And get ready with a mine.
'cause if a Rommie cloaks,
It's hammer time!

<Chorus>

Cat people, the wussy cat people
GSA Session Five
Ha, Ha, Ha

<Chorus>

I wish I had DSL,
My connection crashes on AOHell.
Cuz of all this lag,
I just wanna cry.
What an undignified way to die...

GSA Session Five
<Crash To Desktop>


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