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Like a Hydran
(To the tune of Like a Virgin by Madonna)
An XC song for Hobbes by: Hstaphath

I finally made it to Commodore,
Of the XC Hydran Squad.
I'm just a runt that breathes methane,
with a purple bod.

Phasers flash as I pass,
Barely missed a plasma deluge.
Now I'm trying to avoid, yeah I'm trying to avoid,
A pissed off K'tuj.

Hey, like a Hydran,
Flyin' for the very first time.
Like a Hydran,
Hellbore fighters are so fine.

Better prep some overloads,
This Klink is gaining fast.
Gotta' think of something quick,
or die in a fiery blast.

Let me try an HET,
Here we go, time to hope and pray.
I'll do an alpha strike, do an alpha strike,
And blow him away.

Like a Hydran, hey,
Flyin' for the very first time.
Like a Hydran,
Shooting starbeasts is a crime.

Moo, Moo, MoooOOOooo

It's a fact, I get whacked.
The darn Klinks with their AMD,
Cause my fighters to die, yeah my fighters to die,
Like crazed kamikaze.

Like a Hydran, hey,
Flyin' for the very first time.
Like a Hydran,
Wussy cats can kiss my behind!

Like a Hydran, ooh like a Hydran,
When I dance around,
With my hellbores, and my fighters, and fusions,
Oh oh, oh oh, MoooOOOoooOO

Ooh ISC, yeah,
I can hear your shields drop,
For the very last time...


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