I don't want to work
I want to put SPAM on the Forum all day
I don't want to play
I just want to SPAM the OT Forum today

Ever since I became a flame-boy
I don't listen to reason
I don't try to be coy
I go crazy at posts I don't understand
I bang on my keyboard 'til I get
Blisters on my hand
Because...

I don't want to work
I want to put SPAM on the Forum all day
I don't want to play
I just want to SPAM the OT Forum today

When I get paranoid and act like a fool
Toasty tells me to chill, that I need to be cool
But when I get going I just can't reign it in
So even when they ban me
I jus' change names and-- there I go again!
And that's why...

I don't want to work
I want to put SPAM on the Forum all day
I don't want to play
I just want to SPAM the OT Forum today

Listen to this
Every day when I log in from work
I feel so percolated
I'm screaming "troll" and "jerk"
But though I'm throwing out posts with dire threats
No one takes me seriously in any of my threads
Because..

I don't want to work
I want to put SPAM on the Forum all day
I don't want to play
I just want to SPAM the OT Forum today

I can SPAM any post
Hey, you want to SPAM me back?
I can do this all day long you troll

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