There was a dude named Admiral Frey,
He logged online and said, "hey hey!"
"Has anyone seen my XenoCorp Crew?
When they are around, they go Moo Moo Moo."

Then Admiral Frey clicked a post or two,
they were all ranting about someone named Foo.
"No, that's just a SPAM'er, not my XC Crew!
When they are around, they go Moo Moo Moo."

So Admiral Frey read a post that was new,
that the 'Bird of Bethke' rumor indeed was true.
"Damn, I'd like to go up against THAT with my XC Crew.
When they are around, they go Moo Moo Moo."

Then another post to Frey came out of the blue,
it had a thousand replies to "M@g!c Ph0t0ns and You!"
"My God," said the Admiral, "Poptarts in Photons... who knew?
When my XC Crew hears this they'll go Moo Moo Moo!"

Right past Admiral Frey something black and white flew,
it was a speed 31 cow with its shields up too.
"That's the BCH Battle Cow from my XC Crew!
When it is around, they go Moo Moo Moo."

Along sashayed Alien, a Gorn new to the scene,
she was talking 'bout lap-dances with girls colored green!
Hawkeye said, "holy $#!@, I hope Jinxx don't censor this too,
that's enough to make ANYONE yell - Moo Moo Moo!"

Then Malystryx and K'tuj came into view,
with Hobbes and Ferret and, of course, 762.
Harry was on hand with Ale colored blue,
and they all gave a shout of "Moo Moo Moo!"

"Where have you been?!?" asked Admiral Frey.
"Heck, Admiral, we've been looking for you all day!"
"Well then I guess there is just one thing to do...
Let's go kick some @$$! MOO MOO MOO!!!"