When I was just a newbie looking for my galactic race vocation,
Admiral Frey said, "now Dragon, this choice deserves deliberation,
Though you could be a Mirak, Rom, or perhaps an ISC Meskeen,
With that forehead of yours, why not be a Klingon proud and mean."

Hey yo ho, we sing and go to war,
So grab your ale and bat'leth and get blood on the floor.

True honor, fun, and glory are what we can't live without,
And when your an XC Klingon, that's what the job's about.

Now take the TOS Klinks, the Fed captains all despised us,
But by the Next Gen, we are allies and they idolize us.
It's how you look at Klingons that makes them bad or good,
And the XC Klingon squad is a noble brotherhood!

Hey yo ho, we like to have our fun,
And if K'tuj is playing FFA, we set our speed to 31.

On occasion there may be someone you have to execute,
But when you're an XC Klink, you just really like to shoot.

Grimbeard: I could have been a Mirak, I like blowing things apart.
Blade: I could have been a Hydran, cause I often have to fart.
Harry: I could have been a Rommie, putting ISC frogs in a blender.
Mr. Worth: And me... I could have been... a contender.

Some say that Klingons love to kill and should be feared and hated,
I say we're victims of bad press and it's all exaggerated.
We'd never stab you in the back, we'd never lie or cheat,
We just like to send to Sto-Vo-Kor every new race that we meet!

Hey yo ho, our sabre dance is a whirl,
And we like to leave you crying like a frightened little girl.

We're soldiers of the Empire and that's what we're proud to be,
And when you are an XC Klingon...

Mr. Worth: You'll get bloodwine for free!
Blade: Get to fire at theSea!
Dragon: You'll be loyal and crazed,
Harry: A little dazed,
Grimbeard: And Moo'ing constantly,

When you're an XC Klingon, you're always in the best of company!