The Spammer's Imposition
by Hstaphath
(SL-Punisher checks his email...)
* 762 tortures SL-Pun with the comfy "V14Gr/" and the soft "Debt_Consolidation"
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Every Newbie Is Sacred
by Hstaphath
There are Klinks on GSA, there are Mirak,
I am a XenoCorpian
You don't have to be a plasma chucker.
...Because...
Every newbie is sacred,
Let the heathens kill theirs,
Every newbie is wanted,
ISC, Fed, Hydran,
(misc choruses)
Every newbie is useful,
Let the pagans kill theirs
(misc. choruses and finale)
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I'm In XenoCorp, And I'm Okay
by Hawkeye
Hawkeye: I never wanted to do this in the first place!
(naked K'tweety playing piano)
Hawkeye: [singing chorus]
XenoCorp Crew: [singing chorus]
Hawkeye: I overload ferrets, I void my weasel,
XenoCorp Crew: He overloads ferrets, voids his weasels,
[XenoCorp Crew singing chorus]
Hawkeye: I overload ferrets, I mizia and alpha,
XenoCorp Crew: He overloads ferrets, he mizias and alphas,
[XenoCorp Crew singing chorus]
Hawkeye: I unload plasma, I have pointy rommie ears,
XenoCorp Crew: He unloads plasma, he has pointy ears
AlienLXIX: (crying) and I thought you were so rugged! |
The XenoCorp Hydran Assurance
by Hstaphath
Hobbes: Full speed ahead, Mr. 762!
Chorus: Load up, up, up your hellbore. Load up, up, up your hellbore.
XC Hydran Squadron: [singing]
It can be fun to launch our fighters.
Hobbes: Oh this is fun Mr. 762!
Narrator: And so, they flew off into the annals of XenoCorp history, one by one, the far flung empires of the universe crumbling under the might of their overloaded weaponry,... or so it would have been... if only the ruddy way that PPD damage is calculated against fighters had not proved to be... disastrously wrong. |
Nudge Nudge, Say No More
by K'tujHegh
762: 'Evening, Hawkeye!
Hawkeye: I, uh, I beg your pardon? |
Log On GSA and Tell Me That You Love Me
by Hstaphath
Alien: Log on GSA and join an XC room with me.
Ferret: Log on GSA and let my hellbores embrace you.
Alien: Log on GSA and join a 3v3 with me.
Ferret: Log on GSA and let me host the game for you.
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The Dead Dreadnought
by Ggruuk
Hawkeye: 'Ello. I wish to register a complaint.
762: No no, i-it's not dead, it's, it's restin'!
(He slams its hull against an asteroid, horribly hard.) |
Forum SPAM
by Hstaphath
Gambler: Wow, the things you can buy on eBay these days...
Gambler: Better post this at the Taldren Forum!
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A "Magic" Photon Argument
by K'tujHegh
A man walks into an office.
(Walks down the hall. Opens door.)
(Frodo goes into room 12A. Another man is sitting behind a desk.) |
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