by Hstaphath

There are Klinks on GSA, there are Mirak,
there are Romulans and Gorn and then
there are those that are wussy cat people -but-
I've never been one of them.

I am a XenoCorpian
and have been since the day OP began,
and the one thing they say about the XC Crew is
they'll shoot K'tuj as soon as they can.

You don't have to be a plasma chucker.
You just have to know how to play.
You don't have to have any fur-clothes on, you're
a XenoCorpian the moment Frey said 'Okay'

...Because...

Every newbie is sacred,
every newbie is great,
If a newbie is wasted,
Bethke gets quite irate. (2x)

Let the heathens kill theirs,
or teach them tactics unsound.
Taldren shall make them pay for
each newbie that's not around.

Every newbie is wanted,
every newbie is good.
Every newbie is needed,
in your gaming neighborhood.

ISC, Fed, Hydran,
kill theirs just anywhere
but Bethke will give a patch to those
who treat newbies with more care.

(misc choruses)

Every newbie is useful,
every newbie is fine.
Show them how to beat Rommies
with a mine, and a mine, and a mine. (BOOM!)

Let the pagans kill theirs
on GSA and SL.
Bethke shall strike them down for
each newbie lost in Dyna-Hell.

(misc. choruses and finale)