by Hstaphath

Gambler: Wow, the things you can buy on eBay these days...
Rat_Boy: Whooaaa! What is she doing with that mortgage?! Look at those incredible... vast... tracks of land.

Gambler: Better post this at the Taldren Forum!
Admin_Ann: Morning!
Gambler: Morning!
Sethan: Well, what've we got today, Ann?
Admin_Ann: Well, there's hot and spicy; cool and refreshing; OT and spam; OT dynaverse and spam; OT dynaverse fan fic and spam; spam dynaverse fan fic and spam; spam OT spam spam dynaverse and spam; spam OT spam spam dynaverse spam models and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Admin_Ann: ...spam spam spam OT and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam black 9 spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Admin_Ann: ...or we've got a nice set of posts regarding J'inn driving into a large rock after excessively billing someone for damages to his casino which involves a rolling pin wielding person named Kim, several Kzinti, a live chicken, a jar of peach preserves and spam.
Gambler: Have you got anything without spam?
Admin_Ann: Well, there's spam OT dynaverse and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Gambler: I don't want ANY spam!
Sethan: Why can't Gambler have OT dynaverse spam and fan fic?
Gambler: THAT'S got spam in it!
Sethan: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam OT dynaverse and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Gambler: Could you do the OT dynaverse spam and fan fic without the spam then?
Admin_Ann: Urgghh!
Gambler: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Admin_Ann: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Admin_Ann: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have OT dynaverse spam and fan fic without the spam.
Gambler: I don't like spam!
Sethan: Sshh, come on Gambler, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam black 9 spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Admin_Ann: Shut up!! Spam with black 9 is off.
Sethan: Well could I have Gambler's spam instead of the black 9 spam then?
Admin_Ann: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (the Vikings drown the rest of her words with singing)
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!