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| Author | Topic: SFCIII: Wrath of Moo - Screenshots Revealed! |
| Hstaphath_XC Bard of XenoCorp |
Posted 03-27-2002 11:12 AM
Yes, for those of you just tuning in, Taldren has announced a sequel to their critically acclaimed SFCII: Cows at War!
Remember, if you heard it here - then it must be true!!! ------------------ |
| Hamburger Lt. Commander |
Posted 03-27-2002 11:21 AM
That is unbelievably funny. I really enjoyed the "Comm: They are taunting us!" bit. I was going to get Tribble Academy, but now I'm going to save my money for this! |
| NannerSlug Commodore |
Posted 03-27-2002 11:25 AM
this is waaay too funny. i still want to buy tribble academy, though.
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| What's_in_a_name Ensign |
Posted 03-27-2002 11:30 AM
So do I take it by the top screen shot that ETM/ECTM (Electronic Taunting/Counter Taunting Measures) is back in the game? |
| moofighters Commander |
Posted 03-27-2002 11:37 AM
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!! BAM!!! Very nice Hstaphath... Be afraid, be very afraid. Are you ready for ..
------------------ "Just because two million flies like manure doesn't make it right for you." |
| Fluf Lt. Commander |
Posted 03-27-2002 11:46 AM
Sweet!!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ------------------ |
| Hstaphath_XC Bard of XenoCorp |
Posted 03-27-2002 12:58 PM
quote: See, now that was ENTIRELY a misconception! It was, is, and will continue to be part of the game! What has been done now is a total change in the way ETM/ECTM is calculated to include angle of attack, hidden the results so you don't have to be so worried about it, and then probably shuffled the ETM/ECTM panel to someplace totally unexpected! And if that's not enough, wait until you hear the enhancements that have been made to using EM (Erratic Mooing)! |
| Scott
Bruno Taldren |
Posted 03-27-2002 01:39 PM
"Targeted System: Udder"
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| Rat
Boy Commander |
Posted 03-27-2002 01:42 PM
The question is, do the cow's shields drop while in warp? ------------------ "Damn, it's good to be in the Federation." |
| 762 Captain |
Posted 03-27-2002 01:56 PM
Scott, how many different types of cow pies are in the game? ------------------ |
| Dopler Lt. Commander |
Posted 03-27-2002 02:00 PM
OMG ! Bwahahahahahahha! Dam that is funny! I'm sure I will be fired for bursting out in laughter during a NUPIC audit, hmmm... that wont be so funny. ------------------ |
| Khjimraph, KBF Captain |
Posted 03-27-2002 04:06 PM
quote: Well - YOU CAN'T! After talks between representatives of Interplay, Activision, Taldren, Steve Cole and the Klingon Empire (Captain Krenn, Captain Khjimraph, Captain Dogmatix, and many other ugly-looking members of The Black Fleet), who appear to have been the only negotiating party who remembered to bring weapons, it was agreed (admittedly after much screaming and crying and blood-spattering and dismemberment of limbs) that the Klingon High Council will assume rights over all future Tribble Academy games. Hence we are proud to announce the upcoming release of 'Tribble Academy 2: The Wrath of The Targs'.
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| LongTooth Lt. Commander |
Posted 03-27-2002 04:59 PM
Will it be MOOOOOable sorry modable (ie can we add sheep and horses)? |
| SuperDadOf5 Ensign |
Posted 03-27-2002 05:55 PM
Moooooo..... All I wanna know is what effect that methane has on subspace. In space, no one can hear you Moo |
| Rat
Boy Commander |
Posted 03-27-2002 06:22 PM
Ask the Hydrans. They have a lot of experience with methane. ------------------ "Damn, it's good to be in the Federation." |
| moofighters Commander |
Posted 03-27-2002 06:40 PM
quote:
------------------ "Just because two million flies like manure doesn't make it right for you." |
| kziti
kat Ensign |
Posted 03-28-2002 04:55 AM
Just remember, in space no one can hear you moo... |
| Hstaphath_XC Bard of XenoCorp |
Posted 03-28-2002 06:49 AM
For the love of Bessie, I'm already beseiged with complaints about Uber Udders and Magic Cow Pies!!! How can people be making such wild accusations from a couple of measly screenshots?! Give the game a chance, heck, let them at least finish the demo before you write it off! |
| Barry
Lowy Lt. Commander |
Posted 03-28-2002 07:43 AM
Wrath of Targs will really get my goat if it fails to include the IKV Billy Goat, and its horney crew of Klingon babes searching the galaxy for suitable marraige candidates. I never could understand why Tribble failed to include the goatsmild caster; I realize its not "Trek canon" but it did appear in one of the books I read as a teen. Let's take a poll--who wants a goatsmild variant? |
| Hamburger Lt. Commander |
Posted 03-28-2002 09:03 AM
The goat milk variant never really made sense to me. You could under load the more versatile cow milk and do two goat casting in one turn. |
| Hstaphath_XC Bard of XenoCorp |
Posted 03-28-2002 09:41 AM
quote: Not to mention the mess that was made trying to use narrow salvos! Even if you were lucky enough to have the late-era Feta upgrade, the penalties were just to much to take. |
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