Scene 6: XenoCorp

[click click clicking around the forum]
762: And that, Admiral, is how they got the "magic" in the photons.
Frey: This new learning amazes me, 762. Explain again how poptarts are flammable.
762: Oh, certainly, sir.
Intrepid: Look, Admiral!
[proximity alert]
Frey: XenoCorp!
Harry P. Nez: XenoCorp!
Intrepid: XenoCorp!
Krusaderr: It's only a website.
Frey: Shh! XC members, I bid you welcome to your new home.

Let us browse... to... XenoCorp!

[in cyberspace]
XC Crew: [singing]
We're members of the XC Crew.
We blow ships up, it's true.
We fly routines and mission scenes
With our battle cry of Moo!
We like our battles hard fought.
We always shoot at K'tuj a lot.
[dancing]

We're members of the XC Crew.
Debating on the forum, we do,
But many days there is a craze
With Groo, Foo, Moo, and Zoo.
We're balance mad for SFC.
We dare you to argue with theSea.
[in dungeon]
Ferret and Alien: [spank spank spank spank]
[back in cyberspace]
XC Crew: [tap-dancing]
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between conquests we do photon tests
and Frey looks just like Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in XenoCorp.
Hawkeye: [on his R-XDD]
I have to load my Plasma torp.

[the forum]
Frey: Well, on second thought, let's not go to XenoCorp. It is a silly place.
762 and Intrepid: Right. Right.


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