Narrator: The wise Captain 762 was the first to join Admiral Frey's XC Crew, but other illustrious names were soon to follow: Captain Intrepid the Brave, Commodore K'tujHegh the Cunning, Commodore Malystryx the Pure, Commodore Harry P. Nez the-not-quite-so-pure-as-Malystryx, Captains Ferret and Alien the-not-even-remotely-as-pure-as-Malystryx, and Captain Krusaderr the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Intrepid, who had nearly fought the Sunglider of Hydrax, who had nearly stood up to a vicious freighter from Klinzhai, and who had personally wet himself at the sight of the Intergalactic Juggernaught, and the aptly named Captain Tholian Not-appearing-in-this-game.

Together they formed a band whose names and deeds were to be retold throughout the centuries: the Knights of XenoCorp! (aka: XenoCorpians, the XC Crew, the Knights who say 'Moo', and the Taldren way-the-heck-out-there-outer-circle).