SFCIII: Wrath of Moo - Screenshots Revealed!


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Hstaphath_XC
Bard of XenoCorp
Posted 03-27-2002 11:12 AM
Yes, for those of you just tuning in, Taldren has announced a sequel to their critically acclaimed SFCII: Cows at War!


SFCIII: Wrath of Moo is a whole "next generation" beyond it's predecessors! Based in part on Taldren's incredible SFC: Orion Milkmaids game engine, Wrath of Moo also features a totally re-vamped Dyna-herd III!

Whooooohoooo! Yeah, baby! I gotta get me some of THAT!

Remember, if you heard it here - then it must be true!!!

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Hstaphath_XC
Captain, Hydran Squadron
The Official Bard of XenoCorp
Hilaritas sapientiae et bonae vitae proles


Hamburger
Lt. Commander
Posted 03-27-2002 11:21 AM
That is unbelievably funny. I really enjoyed the "Comm: They are taunting us!" bit. I was going to get Tribble Academy, but now I'm going to save my money for this!


NannerSlug
Commodore
Posted 03-27-2002 11:25 AM
this is waaay too funny.

i still want to buy tribble academy, though.


What's_in_a_name
Ensign
Posted 03-27-2002 11:30 AM
So do I take it by the top screen shot that ETM/ECTM (Electronic Taunting/Counter Taunting Measures) is back in the game?


moofighters
Commander
Posted 03-27-2002 11:37 AM
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!
BAM!!!

Very nice Hstaphath...

Be afraid, be very afraid.

Are you ready for ..
What the Cow is COOKIN!!

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"Cry MOOO!!, and let slip the cows of war!" - Gen. MooChang

"Just because two million flies like manure doesn't make it right for you."


Fluf
Lt. Commander
Posted 03-27-2002 11:46 AM
Sweet!!!!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Fluf
Crown Prince Knights of the Hegemony
Kzinti Asst RM SFC2.net6

http://www.knights-of-the-hegemony.com/


Hstaphath_XC
Bard of XenoCorp
Posted 03-27-2002 12:58 PM
quote:
Originally posted by What's_in_a_name:
So do I take it by the top screen shot that ETM/ECTM (Electronic Taunting/Counter Taunting Measures) is back in the game?

See, now that was ENTIRELY a misconception! It was, is, and will continue to be part of the game! What has been done now is a total change in the way ETM/ECTM is calculated to include angle of attack, hidden the results so you don't have to be so worried about it, and then probably shuffled the ETM/ECTM panel to someplace totally unexpected!

And if that's not enough, wait until you hear the enhancements that have been made to using EM (Erratic Mooing)!


Scott Bruno
Taldren
Posted 03-27-2002 01:39 PM
"Targeted System: Udder"


LOL!!


Rat Boy
Commander
Posted 03-27-2002 01:42 PM
The question is, do the cow's shields drop while in warp?

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"Damn, it's good to be in the Federation."


762
Captain
Posted 03-27-2002 01:56 PM
Scott, how many different types of cow pies are in the game?

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SrCpt_762_XC
Senior Captain, Hydran Squadron
XenoCorp


Dopler
Lt. Commander
Posted 03-27-2002 02:00 PM
OMG ! Bwahahahahahahha! Dam that is funny! I'm sure I will be fired for bursting out in laughter during a NUPIC audit, hmmm... that wont be so funny.

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RHA Doppler


Khjimraph, KBF
Captain
Posted 03-27-2002 04:06 PM
quote:
Originally posted by NannerSlug:
I still want to buy tribble academy, though.

Well - YOU CAN'T!

After talks between representatives of Interplay, Activision, Taldren, Steve Cole and the Klingon Empire (Captain Krenn, Captain Khjimraph, Captain Dogmatix, and many other ugly-looking members of The Black Fleet), who appear to have been the only negotiating party who remembered to bring weapons, it was agreed (admittedly after much screaming and crying and blood-spattering and dismemberment of limbs) that the Klingon High Council will assume rights over all future Tribble Academy games.

Hence we are proud to announce the upcoming release of 'Tribble Academy 2: The Wrath of The Targs'.


LongTooth
Lt. Commander
Posted 03-27-2002 04:59 PM

Will it be MOOOOOable sorry modable (ie can we add sheep and horses)?


SuperDadOf5
Ensign
Posted 03-27-2002 05:55 PM
Moooooo.....

All I wanna know is what effect that methane has on subspace.

In space, no one can hear you Moo


Rat Boy
Commander
Posted 03-27-2002 06:22 PM
Ask the Hydrans. They have a lot of experience with methane.

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"They threw down the gauntlet. It's up to us to pick it up and beat the living crap out of them with it."

"Damn, it's good to be in the Federation."


moofighters
Commander
Posted 03-27-2002 06:40 PM
quote:
Originally posted by SuperDadOf5:
Moooooo.....

All I wanna know is what effect that methane has on subspace.

In space, no one can hear you Moo



If you thought plasma did a lot of damage just wait for this sucker. The tactic of getting behind your intended target is the wrong thing to do in this game.

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"Cry MOOO!!, and let slip the cows of war!" - Gen. MooChang

"Just because two million flies like manure doesn't make it right for you."


kziti kat
Ensign
Posted 03-28-2002 04:55 AM
Just remember, in space no one can hear you moo...


Hstaphath_XC
Bard of XenoCorp
Posted 03-28-2002 06:49 AM
For the love of Bessie, I'm already beseiged with complaints about Uber Udders and Magic Cow Pies!!!

How can people be making such wild accusations from a couple of measly screenshots?!

Give the game a chance, heck, let them at least finish the demo before you write it off!


Barry Lowy
Lt. Commander
Posted 03-28-2002 07:43 AM
Wrath of Targs will really get my goat if it fails to include the IKV Billy Goat, and its horney crew of Klingon babes searching the galaxy for suitable marraige candidates. I never could understand why Tribble failed to include the goatsmild caster; I realize its not "Trek canon" but it did appear in one of the books I read as a teen.

Let's take a poll--who wants a goatsmild variant?


Hamburger
Lt. Commander
Posted 03-28-2002 09:03 AM
The goat milk variant never really made sense to me. You could under load the more versatile cow milk and do two goat casting in one turn.


Hstaphath_XC
Bard of XenoCorp
Posted 03-28-2002 09:41 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Hamburger:
The goat milk variant never really made sense to me...

Not to mention the mess that was made trying to use narrow salvos! Even if you were lucky enough to have the late-era Feta upgrade, the penalties were just to much to take.


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