by Hstaphath

Hobbes: Full speed ahead, Mr. 762!

Chorus: Load up, up, up your hellbore. Load up, up, up your hellbore.
Hobbes: [singing]
Overload away!
Chorus: Load up, up, up your hellbore.
Hobbes: [singing]
And balance your ECM.
Chorus: Load up, up, up your hellbore.
Hobbes: [singing]
Overload away!
Chorus: Load up, up, up your hellbore.
Hobbes: [singing]
But manage your energy.
Chorus: Load up, up, up.

XC Hydran Squadron: [singing]
It's fun to cripple an opponent
And fire into him indiscriminately.
To capture, in spades during convoy raids
And run from every drone wave that we see!

It can be fun to launch our fighters.
They'll bring your starbase down to its knees.
It's all quite enjoyable,
Shooting fusion at unshielded hull,
We're firing on the Kingdom's enemies!

Hobbes: Oh this is fun Mr. 762!
762: [singing] Fire away!
Hobbes: Let's giv'em a point-blank Phaser-G salute!
762: [singing] Fire away!
Chorus: Load up, up, up your hellbore.
762: [singing] Fire away!
Chorus: Load up, up, up...
Chorus: Load up, up, up your hellbore.
762: [singing] Fire away!
Chorus: Load up, up, up...
Hobbes: To port! Klingon vessel to port! Shields up to port!
762: [singing] Fire away!
Hobbes: Overload Fusions and set course to port!
762: [singing] Fire away!
Chorus: Load up, up, up your hellbore.
Hobbes: Bring us around to port, I say!
762: [singing] Fire away!
Chorus: Load up, up, up...
Hobbes: Give them another small Phaser-G salute Mr. 762!
762: [singing] Fire away!
Chorus: Load up, up, up your hellbore.
Chorus: Load up, up, up...

Narrator: And so, they flew off into the annals of XenoCorp history, one by one, the far flung empires of the universe crumbling under the might of their overloaded weaponry,... or so it would have been... if only the ruddy way that PPD damage is calculated against fighters had not proved to be... disastrously wrong.