by K'tujHegh

762: 'Evening, Hawkeye!
Hawkeye: (stiffly) Good evening.
762: Is, uh,...Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?

Hawkeye: I, uh, I beg your pardon?
762: Your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does she go, eh?
Hawkeye: (flustered) Well, she sometimes 'goes', yes.
762: Aaaaaaaah bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more, know whatahmean, nudge nudge?
Hawkeye: (confused) I'm afraid I don't quite follow you.
762: Follow me. Follow me. That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!
Hawkeye: Are you, uh,...are you selling something?
762: SELLING! Very good, very good! Ay? Ay? Ay? (pause) Oooh! Ya wicked Ay! Wicked Ay! Oooh hooh! Say No MORE!
Hawkeye: Well, I, uh....
762: Is, your uh, is your wife a sport, ay?
Hawkeye: Um, she likes sport, yes!
762: I bet she does, I bet she does!
Hawkeye: As a matter of fact she's very fond of cricket.
762: 'Oo isn't? Likes games, eh? Knew she would. Likes games, eh? She's been around a bit, been around?
Hawkeye: She has traveled, yes. She's from Scarsdale. (pause)
762: SAY NO MORE!!
762: Scarsdale, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, Hawkeye!
Hawkeye: I wasn't going to!
762: Oh! Well, never mind. Dib dib? Is your uh, is your wife interested in....photography, ay? 'Photographs, ay', he asked him knowlingly?
Hawkeye: Photography?
762: Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?
Hawkeye: Holiday snaps, eh?
762: They could be, they could be taken on holiday. Candid, you know, CANDID photography?
Hawkeye: No, no I'm afraid we don't have a camera.
762: Oh. (leeringly) Still, mooooooh, ay? Mwoohohohohoo, ay? Hohohohohoho, ay?
Hawkeye: Look... are you insinuating something?
762: Oh, no, no, no...yes.
Hawkeye: Well?
762: Well, you're a man of the world, Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: Yes...
762: I mean, you've been around a bit, you know, like, you've, uh.... You've 'done it'....
Hawkeye: What do you mean?
762: Well, I mean like,....you've SLEPT, with a lady....
Hawkeye: Yes....
762: What's it like?