Narrative Interlude: Summer Changed Back Into Winter...

Narrator: And so, Admiral Frey and Hawkeye and Harry P. Nez set out on their search to find the 'plasma chucker' of whom the old man had spoken in scene twenty-four. Beyond the Hyperion asteroids, they met K'tujHegh and 762, and there was much rejoicing.

XC Crew: Yay! Yay!
[woosh]
Narrator: On the frozen Klingon moon of Rura Penthe, they were forced to eat XxMoogxX.
XxMoogxX: [high-pitched] Get back! Eee!
Narrator: And there was much rejoicing.
XC Crew: Yay!
Narrator: A year passed.
Sniper: [shivering]
Narrator: Winter changed into Spring.
Sniper: Mmm, nice.
Narrator: Spring changed into Summer.
Sniper: Oh. Ahh.
Narrator: Summer changed back into Winter,...
Sniper: Oh?
Narrator: ...and Winter gave Spring and Summer a miss and went straight on into Autumn. This is known to happen, by the way, whenever the ruddy Federation starts messing with it's galactic daylight savings-time nonsense.
Sniper: Aah.
[snap]
Oh! Waa!
Narrator: Until one day...


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