The Complete Script
Monty Python: The Two Towers Extended Edition PDF Version (New, Improved, and Easy-to-Print!)
Extended Edition PDF Version (New, Improved, and Easy-to-Print!)
Scene Index
Opening Narrative - Crimson Rųhirrim Equestrians Scene 1 - The Two Strongest Towers Scene 2 - The Finding of Boromir Scene 3 - Riders of Rųhän Scene 4 - The Ents of Fangorn Narrative Interlude - J.R.R. Tolkien Scene 5 - Gandalf Returns Scene 6 - Medusėld Narrative Interlude - Aragorn Dreams of Arwen Scene 7 - Battle of the Hornburg Scene 8 - Meanwhile, Back at Isengard Scene 9 - The Palantiri Narrative Interlude - Calling Sauron Scene 10 - Moving Right Along Scene 11 - Faramir and the Beast of Harad Scene 12 - Smeagol Goes Fishing Narrative Interlude - Calling Sauron Redux Scene 13 - Middle Earth's Finest Hour Scene 14 - Nudge-Nudge, Say No More!
Scene 1 - The Two Strongest Towers
Scene 2 - The Finding of Boromir
Scene 3 - Riders of Rųhän
Scene 4 - The Ents of Fangorn
Narrative Interlude - J.R.R. Tolkien
Scene 5 - Gandalf Returns
Scene 6 - Medusėld
Narrative Interlude - Aragorn Dreams of Arwen
Scene 7 - Battle of the Hornburg
Scene 8 - Meanwhile, Back at Isengard
Scene 9 - The Palantiri
Narrative Interlude - Calling Sauron
Scene 10 - Moving Right Along
Scene 11 - Faramir and the Beast of Harad
Scene 12 - Smeagol Goes Fishing
Narrative Interlude - Calling Sauron Redux
Scene 13 - Middle Earth's Finest Hour
Scene 14 - Nudge-Nudge, Say No More!
Tolkienotic Pythonesque Navigation
Monty Python: The Hobbit
Monty Python: Fellowship of the Ring
Monty Python: The Two Towers (You are already here!)
Monty Python: Return of the King
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The Complete Script